”Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”:)Two women police dog handlers are on the beat, one says “I’m cold I left my knickers at the station.”The other one says “let the dog have a sniff of your fanny and he’ll fetch them.”The dog returned 20 minutes later with her knickers and truncheon two broom handles and 3 of the desk sergeants fingers.An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are working on a sky scraper, the Englishman opens his sandwich box and exclaims “Bloody hell, ham and cheese again! I swear, if I have ham and cheese again tomorrow, i’m going to throw myself off this building!”The Scotsman then proceeds to open his sandwich box and exclaims “Aye, I’ve got fucking chicken mayo again, if I have this tomorrow i’ll throw myself off this building as well!”The Irishman. If you are get off my FU**KING P.C NOW.Saturday 19th Feb 2011Got up about 11am, had my breakfast, her face was tripping her again AS USUAL, Don’t think my Dad came home last night, maybe he was scared he would have to tidy their room, honestly it has more rubbish in it than mine did, She thinks he is having an affair, I would not blame him if he is, all she does is moan all the time. I hope he moves out I will go with him.Billy came to the house about one, Oh better explain who Billy is he is my best friend, well he is even more than that, he is the brother I wish I had, my life would be ten times worse than it is now if I did not have Billy in it, he is 100% cool and sexy as hell, although he does not know that I think of him like that, I tell him at least twice a day that he is a wanker or prick, and usually right after I say it I get an image in my head of him wanking his prick, ( well I thought it was funny ) I knew he was coming so I made sure that I was only in my boxers, when.
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